“Where’s home?” asks COACH inquisitively.
“Uh... not here” you manage.
“And just how did you end up HERE instead of –” COACH pauses to make air quotes with her fingers – ‘NOT HERE?’”
You think back to the CURSED LINK and AGRICULTURAL FIELD and struggle to come up with a satisfactory answer. “I guess I’m trying to figure that out myself... Do you have a phone I could use?”
COACH stares at you for five seconds before a grin creeps onto her face.
“Honey, I’m sorry, but my phone is long dead. And I forgot the charger at home. Thankfully, we’ve got other ways to stay charged around here.” She reaches below the bar, pulls out a can of FRESCA, takes the tiniest sip, winks, and, still grinning, returns the FRESCA to its place beneath the bar.
“And we haven’t had a landline here since Spyhauski quit paying the bill in ‘18. There’s an old payphone down the street, but I honestly have no idea if it works. I bet there’s someone else in here who’d let you use their phone.”
Trying your best to be nonchalant, you turn to face the BAR CROWD. A group of four people decked out in leather play DARTS in the back corner... the motorcyclists? Five elderly, bored-looking men sit around a table, watching a muted television playing an episode of FAMILY FEUD with closed captioning turned on. Could those be the truck guys? In the middle of the floor, two tables have been pushed together to accommodate a group of nine young-ish looking people surrounded by backpacks and guitar cases. A few of them are engrossed in a game of cribbage. One of them stands up to fiddle with the DIGITAL JUKEBOX. The cyclists?
You realize that you can smell the bowl of SNACK MIX just a foot away from you on the bar. Its aroma is toasty, zesty, alluring.
What do you do?
Talk to the DART PLAYERS
Talk to the FAMILY FEUD watchers
Talk to the CYCLISTS
Eat some SNACK MIX
Make conversation with COACH