“You know, being a BLADE OPERATOR is a highly respected position.”
“That farmstead over there belongs to my buddy PAT. She had a pretty good RUTABAGA harvest this year, but she’s had some trouble with RUTABAGA BANDITS pilfering some of her crop.”
“I got rid of my cell phone. I’m no 5G conspiracist; I just think it improves my quality of life to not be connected all the time. You ever hear ‘You Can Have A Cell Phone That’s OK But Not Me’ by Jonathan Richman? I’d kicked the phoneless idea around for years, but that song really pushed me over the edge. All that said, I never leave home without my IPOD TOUCH.”
“Yes, some people call it a GRADER, but to us OPERATORS, it’s a BLADE.”
“I can’t believe ANDREW W.K. is still ‘missing.’ Not that ‘ANDREW W.K.’ ever really existed in the first place, as I’m sure you know.”
“You can call me HARRISON FORD because I run a BLADE, heh heh.”
“Speaking of, I didn’t think BLADE RUNNER 2049 was all that bad. Though was THE GOOSE playing the same character as the guy from DRIVE or was that just me?”
“You know, BROCK LESNAR was a champion wrestler at the U of M before making it big in the WWE. NORMAN BORLAUG wrestled for the GOPHERS too. It’s a shame BORLAUG was never able to make something of himself the way LESNAR did.”
...until you arrive in town.