You open the hatch and leap in, landing on a soft bed of CORN KERNELS. You lie still. The person outside yells a few more times, but it isn’t long before you hear a car engine start and drive away.

After a few minutes of silence, you decide to head back outside. But as you try to stand up, your legs sink into the kernels of corn.  You try again and only sink deeper.

Oh no.

With every movement, you sink deeper and deeper into the CORN. Haven’t you ever heard of GRAIN ENTRAPMENT? 

...and this is where you’re supposed to DIE, but because I personally find GRAIN ENTRAPMENT to be so goldarn terrifying, I won’t let that happen to you. Click the “back” button on your browser and we can pretend that you never made such a foolish choice to jump into the top of a GRAIN ELEVATOR.  Deal? Deal.